Limited Stock Waifus

[Maypews]

Lab members, I come to you with a very important announcement. I have found multiple rarities just sitting out in the wild while I went shopping with Daru for some thin boo- errr enlightening manga! What are these rarities, you ask? LUKKAKO! Tell them what I found.

ibn5100.jpg (200.76 KiB) Viewed 494 times

THAT'S RIGHT! I've discovered THREE (3) IBN 5100s. I of course grabbed all of them and quickly exited the scene, so as to prevent them from falling into the evil grasps of SERN, and have now put them up for sale on the Delewd marketplace. In order to ensure safekeeping, as well as due to their extraordinary value, they will not come cheaply. All lab members who purchase one must further take strict safety precautions so that they do not fall into the hands of evildoers.

Lab Member #001 Signing Off,
El Psy Kongroo

[dokyun]

Don't ask where I got the money. Trust the plan

Screenshot_20260623_204913.png (106.69 KiB) Viewed 481 times

[capstasher]

THAT'S RIGHT! I've discovered THREE (3) IBN 5100s. I of course grabbed all of them and quickly exited the scene, so as to prevent them from falling into the evil grasps of SERN, and have now put them up for sale on the Delewd marketplace. In order to ensure safekeeping, as well as due to their extraordinary value, they will not come cheaply.

EHHHH? Chotto mate, May-san. 800 UPAs? That's well outside people's budget and you know it! However, there are 2 (two) users who are close enough to it that they could sell off everything they have they could actually buy this. Those would be Dokyun and I. Now, while writing this post it seems Dokyun already fell trap for this, but I am a rightsider. I will investigate this sudden appearance of not 1, not 2, but 3 IBN 5100s on Delewd market, before making any hasty decisions. It appears to me a suspiciously high number of IBNs to find. Not only that, but acquiring them would put the richest users at the bottom of the scoreboard, and with only a handful of waifus left to their name (again, all users who could possibly get these at this point would need to sell off some of their precious waifus to afford it).

Now, I happen to be quite well versed in Net rumours and conspiracies. Something that immediately comes to mind is a certain conspiracy of the Committee of 300 and their planned "Great Reset". Could this be a Great Deluoode Reset unfolding right before our eyes? It's got all the markings of one. A communist reset of the global (Deluoode) economy, one which leaves only the elite (the forum owner) with any semblance of power... Everyone else is, at first willingly, then later by force using gangster tactics, made to worship this IBN 5100, crave it like some sort of computer god...

In other words: "Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God"

I won't fall for it.

[Maypews]

The IBN's have sold out thanks to the discovery of an infinite money glitch... guess I didn't do the best job of balancing the economy ^_^'

THAT'S RIGHT! I've discovered THREE (3) IBN 5100s. I of course grabbed all of them and quickly exited the scene, so as to prevent them from falling into the evil grasps of SERN, and have now put them up for sale on the Delewd marketplace. In order to ensure safekeeping, as well as due to their extraordinary value, they will not come cheaply.

EHHHH? Chotto mate, May-san. 800 UPAs? That's well outside people's budget and you know it! However, there are 2 (two) users who are close enough to it that they could sell off everything they have they could actually buy this. Those would be Dokyun and I. Now, while writing this post it seems Dokyun already fell trap for this, but I am a rightsider. I will investigate this sudden appearance of not 1, not 2, but 3 IBN 5100s on Delewd market, before making any hasty decisions. It appears to me a suspiciously high number of IBNs to find. Not only that, but acquiring them would put the richest users at the bottom of the scoreboard, and with only a handful of waifus left to their name (again, all users who could possibly get these at this point would need to sell off some of their precious waifus to afford it).

Now, I happen to be quite well versed in Net rumours and conspiracies. Something that immediately comes to mind is a certain conspiracy of the Committee of 300 and their planned "Great Reset". Could this be a Great Deluoode Reset unfolding right before our eyes? It's got all the markings of one. A communist reset of the global (Deluoode) economy, one which leaves only the elite (the forum owner) with any semblance of power... Everyone else is, at first willingly, then later by force using gangster tactics, made to worship this IBN 5100, crave it like some sort of computer god...

In other words: "Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God"

I won't fall for it.

My oh my 003, you pain me so! Have you no trust in the founding member of this research institute? You ARE aware of the prices that IBN 5100's command on the open market right? We're talking thousands of US dollars, and here I am out of kindness of my heart giving all of you a MASSIVE discount since Upas aren't as strong of a currency. For this I am slandered by my own comrades... oh the humanity..

[Blond]

Please, Mister May, may you share some Upas so I might create my waifu, please?

[Maypews]

In honour of the upcoming Derby featuring Funky Bike Wii, FUNKY KONG has been added to the shop for a limited time alongside his trusty flame runner. Get him before he's gone!

funkybikewii.png (125.7 KiB) Viewed 174 times