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Laboratory member files

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Hey guys, I previously made some improvised lab mem files. Actually, it was thanks to them that the administrator of this forum found me. I hope you like it and that it will be worth your time. In the future, I will add files from Steins;Gate 0 to this collection.

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Rintaro Okabe, Lab Mem 001

Characteristics
Gender: Male
Age: 18
Birthdate: December 14, 1991
Height: 177 cm
Weight: 59 kg
Blood Type: A
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Professional activities
Position:
leader of the Future Gadgets Laboratory,
chief scientist,
mad scientist,
founder of the independent anti-SERN organization,
temporary administrator of the electric kettle.

Specialization:
chaos theory and time jumps,
parallel world lines,
interception of signals from the future,
catastrophic self-sacrificing heroism,
talking to oneself and objects,
combat analysis of banana chronology.

Aliases and nicknames:
Hououin Kyouma — a name that makes the whole world tremble (at least in his imagination),
Okarin,
Rinta-kun,
mad scientist,
reaper of world lines,
“The one who laughs in the face of fate”.

Quote: “It's the choice of Steins Gate.”

Creed: El Psy Kongroo

Brief description
Hououin Kyouma is a great mad scientist, a self-proclaimed messiah of humanity, the only one who can see through the illusions of the world. His mind breaks space and time, and his paranoid rhetoric saves him from those who hide in the shadows. He was not born a man — he was born a legend, and that legend chose his body.

His ordinary name, Rintarou Okabe, has been long erased from history. Only the chosen few call him “Okarin,” and even fewer call him “mad.” But only he himself has the right to pronounce it: Hououin Kyouma — the name that keeps the Organization in fear.

He wages an invisible war against forces that seek to control time, thoughts, and freedom. His only weapon is a telephone, his accomplices are anomalous geniuses, and his headquarters is the Future Gadget Laboratory, founded solely for the purpose of overthrowing a global conspiracy. It exists on only one world line. And even that is saying too much.

Any unauthorized contact with the subject could trigger a cascade of events leading to the end of time.
He laughs in the face of fate because he knows that fate is just another algorithm that can be hacked.

El Psy Kongroo

Laboratory member advanced file.

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Mayuri Shiina, Lab Mem 002

Characteristics
Gender: Female
Age: 16
Birthdate: February 1, 1994
Height: 152 cm
Weight: 45 kg
Blood Type: O
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Professional activities
Position:
official hostage of the Future Gadgets Laboratory,
head of lab morale and snack consumption,
cosplay costume creator and advisor,
operator of the Lab's sacred microwave (PhoneWave Name Subject to Change),
temporal anchor of emotional stability,
self-proclaimed "Mayushii~♪".

Specialization:
advanced “Tuturu~” resonance broadcasting,
emotional synchronization with all Lab Members,
intuitive recognition of timeline disturbances,
creation of intricate cosplay with extreme accuracy,
accidental causality disruption through sheer existence.

Aliases and nicknames:
Mayushii,
hostage (by self-declaration),
the smile that defies entropy.

Quote: “Tuturu~♪”

Creed: “As long as everyone smiles, it's okay.”

Brief description
Shiina Mayuri is the official hostage of the Future Gadget Laboratory. Though she claims this status herself, no ransom has ever been demanded — nor paid. She has no known affiliations with The Organization (or so it seems), and poses no direct threat... unless smiles, hugs, and microwave timing become instruments of power.

Born with the innate ability to produce Tuturu~ emissions capable of disarming even the most hardened agents, she operates on a wavelength beyond scientific understanding. Her true role in the Lab remains undefined, yet crucial: she is its heart, its breath, and its timepiece. Some say she simply loves making cosplay. Others whisper she's the reason timelines fracture.

Approach with care and kindness. Do not attempt to interfere with her watch.
Do not ask why she looks at the stars for so long.
Do not ignore the feeling that something’s… off.

Contact restricted to Lab Member 001.
All temporal fluctuations involving this subject must be reported immediately.

El Psy Kongroo

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Itaru Hashida, Lab Mem 003

Characteristics
Gender: Male
Age: 19
Birthdate: May 19, 1991
Height: 164 cm
Weight: 98 kg
Blood Type: B
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Professional activities
Position:
chief systems architect of the Future Gadgets Laboratory,
senior Super Hacka,
chairman of 2D waifu affairs,
chairman of 3D waifu affairs,
main pilot of the sacred microwave (PhoneWave Name Subject to Change),
illegal hardware/software acquisition specialist (for research purposes only),
emergency tactician in otaku-related missions.

Specialization:
advanced hacking,
incredible knowledge of computer technologies,
fluent in obscure programming languages and leetspeak dialects,
bypassing firewalls using otaku logic and sheer willpower,
deep knowledge of mecha anime tactics and "plot" structures,
machine-to-waifu communication interface development.

Aliases and nicknames:
Daru,
Super Hacka,
My Favorite Right Arm,
Barrel Titor,
Perverted Savior of Cyberspace.

Quote: “Hack the world. For great justice... and maybe some pantsu.”

Creed: "I'm not a pervert! I'm a perverted gentleman!"

Brief description:
Hashida Itaru, code-named Super Hacka, is a digital juggernaut camouflaged as a laid-back pervert. Though his primary focus appears to be ero-doujin preservation and waifu theorycrafting, beneath that exterior lies a terrifyingly skilled hacker with the ability to bring down military-grade systems — mostly for fun or to “test if I could”.

Officially designated Lab Mem 003, Daru is the technological backbone of the Future Gadget Laboratory. If you ever wonder why the lab’s electricity bill could power a battleship, blame him and the eight self-built computers mining... something. His involvement in any shady activity is always "purely theoretical" and "done for the lulz".

He shows no visible signs of loyalty to The Organization, though he may be compromised by limited-edition figure releases or rare visual novel leaks. Approach with junk food. Avoid interrupting him during his favourite anime unless you have a death wish.

If he ever says “Leave it to me,” just know that something will be hacked, possibly the timeline.

Access to Daru’s system requires triple-encrypted handshakes and an offering of RAM sticks.
All data leaks traced to this entity are untraceable.
Attempting to trace him will result in your fridges playing anime openings.

El Psy Kongroo.

Laboratory member advanced file.

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[Classified] LabMemFile_LabMem003.okb
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Warning!
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Unauthorized access is considered an act of aggression against science and common sense.

Caution:
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Kurisu Makise, Lab Mem 004

Characteristics
Gender: Female
Age: 18
Birthdate: July 25, 1992
Height: 160 cm
Weight: 45 kg
Blood Type: A
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Professional activities
Position:
neuroscience prodigy,
chief logical-officer of the Future Gadget Laboratory,
voice of reason (frequently ignored),
master of the eye-roll,
unwilling tsundere in residence.

Specialization:
cognitive neuroscience, especially memory manipulation and brain dynamics,
dismantling pseudoscience with surgical precision,
deflecting childish nonsense with sarcasm,
advanced tsundere pattern deployment,
time travel theory (involuntarily practical),
reluctantly saving the timeline (on a regular basis).

Aliases and nicknames:
Christina (against her will),
Assistant (also against her will),
Zombie (not up for debate),
Brainiac Girl,
Miss "You're All Idiots",
KuriGohan and Kamehameha,
Experiment-Loving Girl,
Perverted Genius Girl,
Celeb Seventeen,
American Virgin,
Chris-Chan,
Ku-Nyan,
Teddiewear,
Mongolian Spot,
Chris-teen-a.

Quote: “Don’t call me Christina.”

Creed: “Being right isn’t arrogant — it’s just exhausting.”

Brief description
Makise Kurisu is a genius-level neuroscientist whose scientific achievements already rival those twice her age — and that’s before you factor in her spontaneous recruitment into a time-travel cult led by a man in a lab coat shouting about conspiracies and bananas.

Despite appearing voluntarily at the Lab, Kurisu insists she is not one of them. This has not prevented her from becoming Lab Mem 004, being roped into quantum mechanics experiments with microwave ovens, and frequently yelling “Idiot!” at the team’s self-proclaimed leader.

Kurisu's role is a combination of scientific approach, adult supervision, and adamant conscience. Her dry wit and devastating comebacks have a half-life longer than some isotopes. She denies all tsundere accusations, despite undeniable evidence, and has no known affiliations with The Organization — though her presence suspiciously coincides with the Lab’s first contact with practical time travel.

Known to cause quantum butterflies to tremble with her mere presence. Timeline entanglement has occurred. Emotional entanglement… pending confirmation.

Do not call her Christina.
Do not question her science.
Do not assume she won’t punch you.

Interaction requires above-average intelligence and a thick emotional firewall.

El Psy Kongroo.

Laboratory member advanced file.

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Moeka Kiryu, Lab Mem 005

Characteristics
Gender: Female
Age: 20
Birthdate: June 6, 1990
Height: 167 cm
Weight: 54 kg
Blood Type: B
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Professional activities
Position:
quality assurance tester of the Future Gadget Laboratory (with optional ninja-like social avoidance),
junior editorial assistant,
coordinator of lab documentation and reports (prefers emails over conversation),
operator of lab software and experiment simulations,
archivist of experiment logs and written records,
occasional “Ghost in the Lab” — quietly ensuring everything runs smoothly while avoiding human contact.

Specialization:
systematic testing of lab devices, software, and experimental setups,
lightning-fast typing for reports, memos, and emails (rumored to outpace even office printers),
accurate and thorough reporting of results, errors, and anomalies,
preparation and editing of internal documentation for potential publication,
maintaining low-distraction, highly focused work environment,
observing lab processes while blending into the background,
detecting inconsistencies and errors before anyone else notices.

Aliases and nicknames:
M4 (the origin of this code name is still unknown),
Shining Finger,
Phantom Typist,
Quiet Pen.

Quote: “Don't be angry, I mean... Angry Okabe-kun is scary! (T_T)”

Creed: “Emailing... is easier.”

Brief description
Lab Mem 005 is a presence almost never noticed until you realize something crucial has already shifted in the lab. She moves silently and unobtrusively, leaving behind meticulously checked experiment logs, flawless reports, and a sense that the environment is quietly under control. Her exceptional typing speed, precise documentation, and careful observation create the impression that someone is always one step ahead — yet no one sees her arrive.

Though Lab Mem 005 rarely engages in casual conversation, her influence on laboratory operations is pervasive. Colleagues often joke about her “ghostly hands” and uncanny ability to detect errors before they occur. Her asocial tendencies are more than mere introversion: she seems to quietly observe, collect information, and nudge events subtly, steering processes without ever drawing attention.

There is a faint air of enigma around Lab Mem 005, as if she understands threads of causality others cannot perceive. Rumors circulate that she anticipates disruptions before anyone else notices, yet all signs point to a methodical mind rooted in careful testing and structured documentation rather than magic. Her quiet presence is a paradox: almost invisible, yet essential, stabilizing the lab while leaving colleagues wondering whether they were ever truly aware of her movements.

El Psy Kongroo

Laboratory member advanced file.

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[Classified] LabMemFile_LabMem005.okb
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Warning!
This file belongs to the Future Gadgets Laboratory.
Unauthorized access is considered an act of aggression against science and common sense.

Caution:
Super Hacka will find you!
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Luka Urushibara, Lab Mem 006

Characteristics
Gender: Male (with occasional cross-dimensional femininity)
Age: 16
Birthdate: August 30,1993
Height: 161 cm
Weight: 44 kg
Blood Type: A
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Professional activities
Position:
shrine maiden at Yanabayashi Shrine,
cheerleader of the Future Gadget Laboratory (subtle morale booster through serene presence),
temporary time change tester,
walking test for heterosexuality,
cosplayer (expert at feminine costumes).

Specialization:
traditional shrine rituals and ceremonies,
the art of tea ceremony,
assisting with lab experiments involving spiritual or mystical elements,
providing emotional support to lab members,
testing men for heterosexuality,
participating in cosplay events organized by Lab Mem 002.

Aliases and nicknames:
Lukako,
"The Shrine Maiden of Akihabara",
“That Beautiful Cosplayer (Even Though He’s a Guy)”.

Quote: "I may look like a girl, but I assure you, I'm all boy... mostly."

Creed: "Embrace your true self, even if it means wearing a skirt."

Brief description
Lab Mem 006 is the embodiment of calm in the otherwise chaotic Future Gadget Laboratory. This is the cutest member of the lab, but it’s a guy. He quietly moves through experiments and ceremonial duties with a grace that surprises everyone, bringing a serene influence to the group.

Not only is he skilled in spiritual consultation and ritualistic practices, but he is also the most beautiful feminine cosplayer in the lab — and yes, still a guy. His presence can diffuse tension, inspire gentle laughter, and occasionally cause lab members to question their perceptions of gender, beauty, and grace.

Though often reserved and asocial, his subtle contributions to morale, ceremonial expertise, and cosplay events make him indispensable. Luka’s quiet humor and gentle charm leave a lasting impression, proving that sometimes the softest presence can have the strongest impact.

El Psy Kongroo

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[Classified] LabMemFile_LabMem006.okb
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Faris NyanNyan, Lab Mem 007

Characteristics
Gender: Female
Age: 17
Birthdate: April 3, 1993
Height: 143 cm
Weight: 43 kg
Blood Type: AB
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Professional activities
Position:
owner & lead maid at the maid-café “MayQueen+Nyan²”,
head of financial operations (a.k.a. “the one who actually knows where the money goes, nya~”),
part-time “Moe Ambassador” for the lab (injecting “nyan” culture into serious physics),
reality-bending negotiator capable of turning any situation into a “nya-tastrophe” or victory.

Specialization:
fluent in Maidish, Otakuese, and the cryptic Nyan dialect,
psychological manipulation through cuteness and tactical “nya~s”,
expert in gaming theory and strategy board games,
mastery in cosplay, costumes and café-style marketing,
reading people’s motivations and emotional states (“Cheshire Break” ability),
keeping a sharp eye for hidden truths and unspoken tensions beneath cheerful surfaces.

Aliases and nicknames:
Rumiho Akiha (her real name),
The Akiba Goddess,
Tamer of Geeks,
Feris,
Rumi.

Quote: “Welcome home, Myaster!☆ Nyan-nyan~♪.”

Creed: “If reality won’t bend, make it purr.”

Brief description
Lab Mem 007, better known as Faris NyanNyan, is the cat-eared heart of Akihabara and the laboratory’s unofficial morale manipulator. With her charismatic charm, strategic cunning, and unapologetic eccentricity, she can outwit hackers, scientists, and even fate itself — usually while balancing a tray of parfaits.

Beneath the maid persona, however, lies a sharp mind capable of predicting emotional undercurrents and steering conversations to her advantage. Faris blends playfulness with precision — a master tactician disguised as a playful kitten. Her ability to shift between “adorably chaotic” and “alarmingly insightful” has saved the Lab (and their wallets) more than once.

Despite her constant use of the “Nyan dialect,” her affection for her friends is genuine. She guards Akihabara’s spirit fiercely, treating the Lab not just as allies, but as her personal guild of weirdos. Whether she’s hosting experiments disguised as maid events or using feline logic to decode the chaos of world lines, Faris remains the perfect blend of absurdity and brilliance.

Just don’t challenge her to a strategy game — unless you enjoy losing adorably.

El Psy Kongroo

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[Classified] LabMemFile_LabMem007.okb
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Warning!
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Unauthorized access is considered an act of aggression against science and common sense.

Caution:
Super Hacka will find you!
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Suzuha Amane, Lab Mem 008

Characteristics
Gender: Female
Age: 18
Birthdate: September 27, 2017
Height: 163 cm
Weight: 51 kg
Blood Type: O
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Professional activities
Position:
field operations specialist of the Future Gadget Laboratory,
courier and bicycle specialist of the Future Gadget Laboratory,
infiltration and reconnaissance agent,
traveller specialist through time and space,
senior advisor on suspicious behavior, shadowy organizations, and future dystopias,
unofficial combat consultant who claims she’s “just athletic.”

Specialization:
advanced physical conditioning, close-quarters agility, and improvised combat,
practical engineering and field repairs under extreme conditions,
bicycle maneuvers at speeds that violate at least three traffic laws and one spacetime constant,
maintaining cover identities while pretending none of this is suspicious,
offering cryptic advice that somehow makes sense three world lines later,
tenacity to change the past despite everything.

Aliases and nicknames:
John Titor,
Suzu,
my lovely angel,
Part-time Warrior,
temporal Amazon,
bike assassin.

Quote: “I’m just a part-timer. Don’t worry about it.”

Creed: “The future isn’t fixed… so pedal harder.”

Brief description
Lab Mem 008, Suzuha Amane, is the quiet storm of the Future Gadget Laboratory — calm, observant, and capable of dropping world-shaking truths with the same tone others use to ask for more tea. She appears at first glance to be just another part-timer with a suspicious love for bicycles and rooftop shortcuts. But the more time you spend near her, the more the air around her feels… tense, like she’s listening to echoes no one else can hear.

Suzuha isn’t talkative unless necessary. Her words are deliberate, her stares a bit too sharp, and her reflexes too quick for a “normal” girl working part-time for pocket money. She slips into shadows with uncanny ease, appears exactly where she needs to be, and sometimes finishes other people’s sentences as if she already knows how the moment is supposed to unfold.

Despite the hardened edge she carries, she shows a disarming sincerity when talking about hope, freedom, and the things worth protecting. Her smile is rare, but when it appears, it feels like she’s remembering a world no one else has seen yet — or missing one that hasn’t existed for years.

Though the Lab jokes about her being a “secret agent,” no one quite realizes how close they are to the truth. Suzuha’s presence is a hinge point between futures: quiet, steady, and watching, always ready to act the moment history tries to go wrong.

If she ever looks at you too carefully… she’s probably judging whether you’re a threat to the timeline.

El Psy Kongroo

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If you've made it this far, I'm very grateful to you for taking the time to read this nonsense.

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Re: Laboratory member files

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Just as good on re-read as they were on the initial one, nice work dude. You're planning to do ones for 0 too? Can't wait to see them! :Maho:
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Re: Laboratory member files

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Hey, guys! I've created some more lab mem files, this time for the characters from Steins;Gate 0. If you've been waiting for this, enjoy!

Link to my guides on Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/765 ... ion=guides
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Maho Hiyajo, Lab Mem 009

Characteristics
Gender: Female
Age: 21
Birthdate: November 2, 1989
Height: 140 cm
Weight: 39 kg
Blood Type: B
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Professional activities
Position:
senior artificial intelligence researcher,
lead architect of the Amadeus cognitive reconstruction system,
visiting scientist of the Future Gadget Laboratory (self-declared temporary arrangement),
emergency debugger of both software and scientists,
reluctant supervisor of chaotic time-travel theorists,
designated “short angry professor” when experiments inevitably explode.

Specialization:
advanced artificial intelligence and cognitive emulation,
neuroscience and memory reconstruction theory,
development of the Amadeus personality-digitization project,
detecting catastrophic flaws in other people’s research within seconds,
late-night debugging marathons,
verbal counterattacks against reckless “mad scientists”.

Aliases and nicknames:
Kurisu (a fact she insists is “a ridiculous coincidence and absolutely not identity theft”).
Loliputian,
Loli Girl,
Hiyajosephina
Short Stack Genius,
Salieri (a nickname she strongly disputes).

Quote: “If all things are decided like fate by some god, there's no point in our living, no point in our trying and no point in our choices.”

Creed: Size has absolutely nothing to do with intelligence, idiot!

Brief description
Lab Mem 009, Maho Hiyajo, is a visiting neuroscientist whose arrival at the Future Gadget Laboratory is widely believed to be the result of poor life decisions and an unfortunate friendship with a certain red-haired genius.

Despite her small stature and constant complaints about the lab’s complete lack of professionalism, Hiyajo is one of the few people capable of keeping up with the horrendous intellectual chaos that constantly reigns in the lab. She specializes in artificial intelligence, memory reconstruction, and yelling “This is not how science works!” while fixing other people’s equations anyway.

Known as one of the core developers behind the Amadeus System, Hiyajo has already proven that turning human memories into software is apparently easier than convincing this laboratory to follow basic safety protocols. Her presence introduces a dangerous new question: if a mind can be reconstructed digitally… what exactly counts as “being alive”?

Though she repeatedly claims she is not a member of the lab, her laptop has already been seen connected to three experiments, two servers, and one microwave oven.

El Psy Kongroo

Laboratory member advanced file.

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[Classified] LabMemFile_LabMem009.okb
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> Error 0xSG-009: You do not have sufficient access privileges.
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Warning!
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Unauthorized access is considered an act of aggression against science and common sense.

Caution:
Super Hacka will find you!
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Kagari Shiina, Lab Mem 010

Characteristics
Gender: Female
Age: 22 (records inconsistent across world lines)
Birthdate: July 7, 2026
Height: 165 cm
Weight: 53 kg
Blood Type: A
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Professional activities
Position:
unofficial “lost child” of the lab (designation disputed),
designated “mysterious girl who appeared and no one clarified why,”
emergency asset in high-risk timeline deviations,
unofficial daughter figure of Lab Mem 002 (self-assigned),
emergency morale disruptor (unintentional).

Specialization:
hand-to-hand combat and weapon proficiency (training origin classified),
residual memory retention across fragmented timelines,
appearing exactly where she is needed (or not needed),
asking emotionally devastating questions at inappropriate times,
staring silently until someone gets uncomfortable,
perfectly normal behavior (unverified).

Aliases and nicknames:
Kana,
Kagari-chan,
Yuki Amane (???),
“Mayuri’s Daughter” (she insists — no one has the courage to argue),
Timeline Bug.

Quote: “…Where… is Mayuri?”

Creed: If I don’t forget… then it’s still real, right?

Brief description
Lab Mem 010, Kagari Shiina, is a temporal anomaly disguised as a quiet, slightly confused girl who asks simple questions with unsettling timing.

Her origins are unclear, her records inconsistent, and her presence in the laboratory raises more questions than anyone is willing to properly document. She demonstrates combat skills, survival instincts, and behavioral patterns that cannot be explained by her apparent age or background — suggesting prolonged exposure to conditions no current world line officially records.

Kagari shows a strong emotional attachment to Lab Mem 002, referring to her as “Mayuri” with a familiarity that exceeds normal acquaintance parameters. This attachment appears to function as a psychological anchor, stabilizing her otherwise fragmented sense of identity.

Despite her calm attitude, there are moments where her reactions lag — as if she is processing events through multiple conflicting memories. In rare cases, she displays knowledge of situations that have not yet occurred, followed by visible confusion when questioned.

Despite everything, she is kind, soft-spoken, and genuinely wants to help.
Which makes it significantly more concerning when she looks at something… and hesitates.

She doesn’t talk much.
She doesn’t explain herself.

But sometimes it feels like she’s waiting for something to go wrong.

El Psy Kongroo

Laboratory member advanced file.

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Warning!
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Unauthorized access is considered an act of aggression against science and common sense.

Caution:
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Yuki Amane, Lab Mem 011

Characteristics
Gender: Female
Age: 21
Birthdate: May 31, 1989
Height: 162 cm
Weight: 51 kg
Blood Type: O
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Professional activities
Position:
part-time laboratory supporter (unofficial)
emergency emotional support unit,
provider of snacks, tea, and suspiciously perfect timing,
designated “most normal person in the lab” (status contested),
possible secret agent (denied, laughed at, then denied again).

Specialization:
maintaining group harmony with alarming efficiency,
casual conversation that somehow gathers useful information,
subtle observation of lab members and their habits,
blending into any situation without raising suspicion,
smiling in a way that makes people trust her immediately.

Aliases and nicknames:
Ameyuki,
Sunshine,
Miss Reliable,
Definitely Not Suspicious (self-certified),
Future Wife Material (designation loudly denied by multiple parties).

Quote: “Oh? Is something wrong? You all look… a bit tense.”

Creed: If everyone’s okay, then everything’s okay.

Brief description
Lab Mem 011, Yuki Amane, is a kind, cheerful, and completely normal young woman — a combination so rare in the Future Gadget Laboratory that it has been classified as a potential anomaly.

While other members argue with fate, hack global systems, or attempt to weaponize kitchen appliances, Yuki focuses on more practical contributions such as bringing snacks, organizing small tasks, and making sure no one forgets to eat during a potential timeline collapse. This alone has likely prevented at least three minor disasters and one emotional breakdown (estimates vary).

Her presence has a calming effect on the lab. Conversations become friendlier, chaos becomes “manageable chaos,” and even the most questionable experiments feel slightly less like a terrible idea. This phenomenon is currently labeled as: “Probably just kindness. Further study required.”

Despite her perfectly normal behavior, Yuki occasionally demonstrates an unsettling level of awareness. She notices things she shouldn’t, asks questions at exactly the wrong (or right) time, and somehow keeps up with conversations that should require at least two conspiracy theories and a PhD to follow. She insists she’s just helping. The lab agrees. Mostly because no one wants to question the person holding the snacks.

El Psy Kongroo

Laboratory member advanced file.

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[Classified] LabMemFile_LabMem011.okb
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Request initiator: user://visitor_unverified
Security protocol: Echelon-IX Blackwall Firewall Active

> Downloading file: 23%...
> Downloading file: 44%...
> Downloading file: 59%...
> Downloading file: 77%...
> Downloading file: 92%...
> Downloading file: 99%...

Authorization: DENIED

> Error 0xSG-011: You do not have sufficient access privileges.
> Attempting to bypass the firewall...
> ...
> ...
> ACCESS DENIED.

Warning!
This file belongs to the Future Gadgets Laboratory.
Unauthorized access is considered an act of aggression against science and common sense.

Caution:
Super Hacka will find you!
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