ITT: Display your old digital artifacts from better times. Things like text documents, school projects, old pictures, shitty artwork, etc. What spurred this on from me specifically is the contents of an old flashdrive that I bought (or, rather, had bought for me) waaaaay back in elementary school. Holding a colossal 4 GB of storage, it's a veritable wealth of... okay, well, it's got a few files on here that I think are interesting.
Evidence:
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On tap, we have an awesome "report" on george armstrong custer that I wrote in 5th grade, one on the underground railroad that was done in the spring of that same year, a weather-related newspaper that I made for school, and some prime-cut twenty-tweens retarded kid humor.
Fun fact: the date 3/9/2011 has some significance, in that it's the day the music video for party rock anthem was released. That song was like crack to kid me. Really, all of the viral tracks from those days were... except that one by Ylvis. That shit sucked.
Anyhow, if you ever wanted to learn all about George Armstrong Custer, here's everything 11 year old me thought was important about his life:
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It's about what you'd expect. My Underground railroad piece is similarly informative... or, uninformative rather. Here it is:
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That send off is glorious. What next time was I referring to, I wonder?
The newspaper is my favorite. I have 0 recollection of making it. It's about as bad as you're imagining, and really, it speaks for itself. Just read the shit I was writing. Oh, and take a shot every time I used the word "many."
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Finally, prime-cut retard kid humor. Not sure what compelled me to make this back then. Crystallized 2011 innocent kid funnies... very hard to come by these days.
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I really wish I could get into the storage on my DSi XL. I have pictures on there from the Christmas day that I got it, and I'll never forget it because it snowed that morning and it NEVER does that here. It was so awesome. If I ever find a way to get those files they'll be posted here I can promise you that.
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